Last week Senior Fox News Blow Hard, Tucker Carlson, went completely off the rails with a ludicrous segment accusing Stephen Colbert of having "committed insurrection" at the Capitol when members of his staff were detained during production of comedy routine featuring Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Carlson bizarrely asserted that it was "exactly like what happened on January 6th."
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Sure. It was "exactly" like the deadly insurrection by hundreds of hostile thugs incited by Donald Trump to break through barricades, injure more than 140 police officers, five of whom died, shatter windows and bust through locked doors, threaten to kill or hang government officials, and cause $30 million dollars in damages.
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On Monday night Colbert responded to the preposterous ravings of Carlson with both humor and insight. In his opening monologue, Colbert was noticeably shocked by the pure idiocy of Carlson's take on the incident. He allusively referred to Carlson's latest harangue saying that...
"... a couple of the TV people claimed that my puppet squad had "committed insurrection" at the U.S. Capitol building. First of all...What? Second of all...Huh? Third of all, they weren't in the Capitol building. fourth of all - and I am shocked that I have to explain the difference - Insurrection involves the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power. This was first degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof." [...]
"Drawing any equivalence between rioters storming the Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots, and a cigar-chomping toy dog is shameful and a grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died. And it obscenely trivializes the service and courage of the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day. But who knows. Maybe there was a vast conspiracy to overthrow the United States with a rubber Rottweiler."
For his part, Carlson spent the entire A-block of his show blasting Colbert and his "seven saboteurs" who Carlson said had "breach[ed] the Capitol grounds" on "a hunt for sitting members of Congress." And if you think he was kidding - because Carlson's delivery always seems too asinine to take seriously - he followed up those allegations by affirming that "That happened, ladies and gentlemen!" That, in fact, did not happen [video below if you have the stomach for it].
Carlson went on to call the Colbert comedy routine "a meticulously planned coup ... under the direct control of an extremist called Stephen Colbert." He claimed that Colbert's team "trashed the place, committing violence against our democracy." Which is an absurd distortion of reality. Then he mocked the trauma experienced by journalists and members of Congress who were terrorized by the hundreds of StormTrumpers who were marauding through the Capitol calling for their deaths.
Was Carlson joking? It hardly matters. So much of what he said was uttered with a straight face and followed by a statement of affirmation. If it was satire it was executed so badly that its alleged humor was totally lost. And if it were his perverse attempt at comedy, it was a nauseatingly callous display that belittled the serious physical and emotional injuries suffered by the victims of Trump's seditionists on January 6th.
But then, does anyone expect anything from Carlson other than malicious dishonesty and crackpot conspiracy theories? His whole raison d'etre is to spread ultra-rightist propaganda and divide the American people with flagrant lies. Pretty much exactly what his Dear Leader Trump is best known for. After all, he was actually defended in a defamation lawsuit by Fox News lawyers who told the court that "no reasonable person" would believe anything he said.
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