In Christianity there are three separate beings that, together, make up the One God that is the creator and ruler of the universe. These three separate beings are The Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.
The Father rules Heaven from his Heavenly Throne. The Son, came to Earth in human form to be rejected and the return to Heaven to rule at the right hand of the Father. Finally, the Holy Spirit permeates the entire universe.
For the Conservatives in the United States, there seems to be a very different Holy Trinity. I find the three things that the conservatives worship are Money/Power, The Flag and High Capacity Semi-Automatic Military Style Assault Rifles.
The first part of the conservative Holy Trinity is Money/Power. The reason that I have money and power listed together is because Money is used as a conduit to Power and then Power is used as a conduit back to Money. It is all nice and circular. People with Money use the Money to lobby people with Power and people with Power use their Power help people with Money get and keep Money. Think of the Kochs and all of the Congress Critters (in all of the state and federal legislatures) in the Koch’s pockets. The Money is the locked away from the unwashed masses in the name of Supply Side Economics and Trickle Down Economics, also known as Reaganomics, which always results in recession, which makes Money much more valuable. (Yes, Saint Ronald Reagan has pretty much been canonized by the Conservative Trinity Worshippers).
The second part of the Conservative Holy Trinity is the Flag. When you go to any sporting event in the USA, before the event, everybody must remove any hat, stand, and put his/her right hand over his/her heart and look with dewy eyes at the Flag while The Nation Anthem plays. This action is very important because if the exact form of obeisance is not observed(ie: Colin Kaepernick kneeling to the flag) very bad things will happen. If anybody dares to do anything that would seem to be disrespectful to the Flag, then the Conservatives become rabidly angry. If you want to see a triggered Conservative, then just pretend to set a Flag aflame. I know of Conservatives that love to “trigger” and “own the libs” but they don’t realize how easily they can be triggered and owned just by the mere thought of a US Flag being damaged, not being folded correctly or some other imaginary sign of disrespect to the magical piece of cloth, aka The Flag.
The third and final part of the Conservative Holy Trinity is the High Capacity, Semi-Automatic Military Style Assault Rifle. The Conservatives love this part of the Trinity so much, they will fight to the death to keep them. No human sacrifice is too much for the Conservative, just so long as the humans being sacrificed are not them. Anytime there is a mass shooting the Conservatives will start talking about “thoughts and prayers” and “how the guns aren’t at fault, it is the crazy people wielding the guns” and we should just enforce the laws we already have. The funny thing is, the Conservatives then fight using any money to fund any mental health initiatives and they never actually mention what laws need to be enforced or allocate any money for said enforcement. It seems to me that the Conservatives want more guns so the Good Guys with Guns can stop the Bad Guys with Guns. But then how do you tell the difference between the Good Guys and Bad Guys? A Good Guy with a Gun is a Good Guy until he isn’t. It takes less than the tiniest moment for a Good Guy to become Bad Guy, too bad these guys don’t wear magically color changing hats. The hats are white when worn by Good Guys but the hats magically turn black on bad guys. Somehow, the Conservative Good Guys will fight of criminals, foreign invasions, crooked law enforcement officers and any kind of US military coup in the US with these guns. I wish them luck because just having these guns puts them in more danger from themselves than any criminals, crooked law enforcement, foreign invasions or US military coup.
So, in summation, the Conservative Holy Trinity is Money/Power, The Flag and High Capacity Semi-Automatic Military Style Assault Rifles. These three items are worshipped above all others. Be cautious of these people, they have become unhinged as of late and very dangerous.