Though I like creating political parodies of old songs, this one makes me particularly sad:
Teabagger’s Army (with apologies to Elvis Costello and his song Oliver's Army)
Don't start me talking
I could talk all night
My mind goes sleepwalking
While I put the world to right
Call careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation
Teabagger's army is here to stay
Teabagger's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today
There was a Palin signing
She didn't stop her smile
But it's no laughing party
When you've been waiting all that while
Only takes one itchy finger
One more widow, one less Dem leader
Teabagger's army is here to stay
Teabagger's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today
DC is up for grabs
Mideast is full of Arabs
Tell me please, where’s Palestine
Oversold by a Chinese line
With the boys from New Jersey and the Times on the line
But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mrs. Palin's ear